ramblings of a fat piece of shit

I'm Nicole. I go to University of Maryland. I'm relatively large and not very in charge.
Perpetually angry, black, straight, cis woman, neuroatypical.
Never satisfied.

smalldonghaver:

faygo-fuckyourself:

pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

(via flyingmolluscs)

kobetyrant:

A PROPHET

(Source: naomicampbelle, via gluten-free-pussy)

magnacarterholygrail:


"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

magnacarterholygrail:

"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"

I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND A COUPLE OF LIGHT STROKES

(Source: beyonseh, via gluten-free-pussy)

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

(via thekatenator)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen, via taintedstimulation)

Cultural appropriaton is like walking into someone’s house, stealing their lampshade and claiming it’s a hat.

dynastylnoire:

onlyblackgirl:

…………wut.

i get it

(Source: sweetheartpleasestay, via jodys-rhapsody)

howtolivefatandhappy:

I find it interesting that so many people know George Washington Carver as “that Negro that invented peanut butter,” when he is also credited with being the father of Chemurgy, more commonly known as biochemical engineering.

(via jodys-rhapsody)

Don’t get me wrong I’m tryna fuck

clarknokent:

But everything else you’re about matters too

(via jodys-rhapsody)

fluffysaur:

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

Omg

what!!

(via taintedstimulation)