ramblings of a fat piece of shit

I am Nicole. I go to University of Maryland. I'm fat and I suck.
Angry black woman feminist straight cis baby idiot.
Aware of my straight and cis privilege. Attempting to become a better person. Alert me if I'm doing something that sucks.

My roomie isn’t back from home yet and I’m sad. Why am I bad at sleeping in this room alone? Someone come over and sleep with me.

hairy-stargate-lesbian:

unimpressed2chainz:

laur-alien:

unimpressed2chainz:

does anyone remember a couple of years ago jay-z had this brit awards after party and he refused to let white ppl in and wow i just want to be that rich and powerful so i can just go “swerve, white ppl i don’t want to see or be seen by you today” 

…so you want to be so rich that you’re allowed to be racist?

yeah 

yes

(via great-cliterature)

yarrahs-life:

nkemdaily:

youngblackandvegan:

this is why there aren’t more black models

because we always look the best and steal the show

the competition kills them

so i understand why they pick mayo every time

nice, safe mayo

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

THE ABOVE

"nice, safe mayo"

LMFAOOOOOOO

*falls down the steps*

(Source: whiteboysdatingblackgirls, via graceful-frenzy)

missesmcguire:

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

weird

(via boocrossoutkaty)

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via the-missing-e-in)

Jaime, you deserve to be a citizen so hard. You are so good at doing my taxes.

(Source: dailybroadcity, via fuckyeahbroadcity)

jacquemander:

there-were-giants:

Snoop Dogg/Lion has been doing an AMA on Reddit and it’s kind of fucking adorable

Last time he did an AMA, someone asked him why he has an umbrella and he replied “fo drizzle”.

(Source: ontheveldt, via the-missing-e-in)

here’s another source. (via floricanto-desnuda)

Which after they lost, they completely changed their policies and how things were run if anyone had actually read the source.

(via rulioxjamos)

that’s actually not my point. rather, i asked mi gente to do some further research on why denny’s changed their policies, and what public relations for a huge corporate entity might mean, after being hit with the largest and broadest settlement ever paid under federal public accommodation laws—the laws put in place over 70 years ago, to end discrimination in public places.

of course denny’s changed their policies, after six uniformed members of president clinton’s secret service detail were refused service, while their white counterparts were quickly seated and given food. those six members brought a case. does anyone believe any corporation could escape that kind of publicity?

now, denny’s has public relations people to send out the kind of tweets jovenes find “cool.” that’s no accident. 

critical thinking, gente. capitalism. corporate structures. the denny’s tumblr page. advertising, in general. mm hmm.

(via jopara)

(via blacktotheefuture)

yes, denny’s lost a $54 million law suit for being anti-black.

breathofbrine:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*

(via delgoroth)

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